The Burrito of Doom

Warning: This meal will reorder your priorities. Prolonged consumption may lead to: Loss of productivity, Increased existential dread, or Uncontrollable cravings

Ordering the Burrito of Doom grants you access to:

• The Avocado of Despair
• The Cheesy Nightmare
• The Sour Creamer of Despair
• The Bean of the Abyss

Don't say we didn't warn you...

The Secret Menu

• Warning: The following items are only available to those who have consumed The Burrito of Doom.
• The Infiniterary Revalry
• Quantum Uncertainty Eggs
• Chaos Theoretic Tacos